Im never going to buy one of your shitty hats because U hear theyre made in China. hahaha!“
Jose W. B. Dinero (Ultra-Wealthy)
My wife came back to me after she saw me in a Stock Market Hat."
Senator Eloise Williams CFA, MBA, PHD (doctor)
Wearing this hat has increased my daily returns (not audited) by 69%"
Captain Nasdaq (Deceitful)
The IRS dropped its investigation into my activities when I showed them this hat."